Monday, April 28, 2008

Plumbers turn Doctors

When a simple 'ol "plumber" just doesn't do your occupation much justice....



You can always achieve your life-long dream of becoming a distinguished doctor. Who says doctors are the sort that deals with medicine and living things? Non-living things need someone to nurse them back to health too!



And look where a freaking creative title got this guy to. He drives a Mercedes to work, okay??!! And probably earns as much as a doctor does....

Oh oh, All I see are Os..

Life is tough.
Especially when you have to come to this decision :

Growing fat or forgoing Big Apple Donuts.




Come to think of it, its' not so much of a decision. How can someone forgo this?


How on earth can you say NO to this???!


Is it even humanly possible to restrain yourself from biting into this???


Like, come on! It will be defying all Laws of Attraction ( relating to humans and food) to actually refuse to eat this....

I dare you to say 'no' to this..


Enough said.

P/s Only the first two photos were taken by me. Google-ed the rest. =)

Florence's 18th Birthday (Updated)

Since my blog seems to be rotting off into nothingness and somewhat damned to grow mold and disintegrate into something unidentifiable , I'll blog bout Florence's surprise party. =D

The Princess of the Day

After weeks of planning and receiving constant reassuring comments such as:

Later you bring Flo to McD and no one is there and instead of giving Flo a surprise , you'll have a shock of your life.

Don't worry if 'em people don't turn up, there's still you!

Thanks guys. You managed to assuage all my worries.
Finally and thank goodness, everything turned out fine. =)

So Steph and I did the Stalling Florence Task and brought her trapezing around Kuching to places that we haven't been for ages. Sigh~ it brought back fond memories of my childhood days.

Flo and Steph


The jocund, boisterous teenager and the introverted, meditating yoga master wannabe.

We,surrounded by a group of invisible ogres and giants.

According to Steph, when in distress, feign death....

....or start searching for a non-existent Tarzan/knight in shinning armor/ -whatever you wanna name him-.




Florence kept commenting that this was the best birthday she had ever--walking around Kuching with us girls. Had to constantly stop myself from blurting out that there was more to come. *wraps invisible cloth around mouth*

Random comment : How do you make a creepy song sound even creepier?
Song: Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body"
Scene : Flo and Steph singing it out loud and replacing the word "My" with "Keren". *cringes*
I will hunt you down....
*fleeing for my precious life*

Okay so birthdays are for you to do stuff you always wanted to do right? So if the princess
( hint: Flo) says she wants to go to Fort Margherita, her wishes should be granted. And granted it is.

*twirls wand and points at Flo*

Off we go on a rickety sampan....( My spell-casting skills aren't good. Tried in vain to conjure up a grand yacht but failed miserably. Pardon me. Need Hermione's help. =P)



We three plus a gigolo. I mean Steph's gigolo, according to her, he's a gigolo. I won't take her word for it, ya know? =)


Steph and the so-called-gigolo. If I were you, I won't take her word for it. =)

Steph said she knew the way to Fort Margherita. So once we reached the opposite side of the river, we let her lead the way, following 10 meters behind. Have to save face ma....


Sisterly love at the desolated fort.


Fort Margherita. Breathtaking view. Minus the fact that serious construction is taking place and weeds are conquering a great portion of the view. Peacefully quiet. Due to the fact that there is not a single soul in sight providing a perfect location for the murders of three curious girls and a reluctant guy. Perhaps a kidnapping.


Mmmm, sunset. Visually block out the overgrown weeds, please. Thank you.

Sorry, where was I again?

Birthdays must have a hint of romance. So, next stop. Riverside. =)



Make a wish........It's your birthday anyway...


Amidst all the romance, I was freaking out . Imagine receiving messages from Amy that reads:
Only me, Audrey, Francis and Siaw Wee here.

Crap, there's no one else. Freaking serious.

You said 6.30pm right? Not 7.30pm..right???!!
( Amy's messages as I remembered it. )


Don't be fooled by the serenity of this photo. I was busy contemplating how to personally torture all those who have yet to turn up for the party. =P


Good thing Flo didn't get suspicious when I kept backing away to answer phone calls and kept jabbing furiously at my hand phone.

At approximately 7.15pm did Flo arrived at McD only to be ecstatic about the fact that a whole bunch of friends were there for her. And she was so overjoyed that she greeted Amy with " You Are A Big Fat Liar!" =D Really grateful to Siang and Jong who came all the way to wish Flo Happy Birthday regardless of the fact that they had to rush off to a meeting at 7.30pm. Thanks lots to Pin Wei too who came over from work just to personally present his birthday wishes to Flo.



Random Fact : Amy and I are having this nagging feeling at the back of our minds that says we're blacklisted by McD.
Reason : We reserved 30+ places and left to eat at Hartz Chicken.
Explanation : The guys said that McD is unable to satisfy their insatiable desire for food.
Other explanation : The air conditioner at McD decided to announce it's demise on that day. 'nuff said.


Its obvious that they are the babies of the day.


L to R: Kern Yih, Hung Yih ( or is it Hung Yih, Kern Yih) Greg and Jing Kuang.

Girl with spoon, guy with spoon, and guy that refuses to touch spoon.

Eh sorry, I meant Siaw Wee, Noah and Francis.

Florence and Jake. Jake, now you can solemnly proclaim that you've been on the crappiest blog created since the birth of the Internet.


Lesley. Florence.

A Stark Contrast. Much said.

The impish girl who had icing on her fingers a few moments before this photo was taken and the blur girl who foolishly let herself get smeared with icing.


Birthday Girl and oh, I spot 'em guilty fingers that were coated with icing moments ago.

Oh...Lesley Bear...*hugs tightly*

I see black. I see white. I see black and white. And white.
Amy.Lesley.Dexter.Audrey.

Somehow this photo makes me think of zebras....

Focus not on the people but on the reflection in the mirror. Stare at the intense glare of light and thou shall find what you seek. Bless you.

Aaron , Cheng and girl-gone-black.

Flo : We no longer require your services...

Richard Gigolo: What are you going to do with me now?

*Flo takes gun and points it at said person's head*

Richard Gigolo: Nooooooooo.............

*Gunshot*

- Silence -


Mirror, mirror on the wall, which pile of crap plate of ice-cream is the most delectable of them all?


Guys and their chicken bones. =P

Talking about chicken, I don't know what's the big deal with the chicken over at Hartz. Pieces of fried chicken can get the guys on their toes gathering around the, um, chicken bar, while holding on to the tongs for dear life. Rather annoyed when Amy and I attempted to pile our plates with fried onion rings only to realize that the tongs needed to pick out the onions were firmly grasped by some unknown guy who refused to place it down until the fresh hot batch of fried chicken was served (regardless of the fact that he wasn't using it at the moment). For me, I rather stay away from the chicken served there. Last time I checked, biting into the chicken was like eating a mouthful of sand-- dry. Well, once bitten, twice shy. Or should I say, once eaten, twice shy. =)


And this is the remains of the Secret Recipe cake- disintegrated into a mass of unidentifiable brown ,um stuff.

Kuching City nightlife. Minus the presence of humans due to the weather.

Last stop was somewhere called Fork and Knife, or was it Fork and Spoon. Pardon the bad memory. Was only with Lesley and Amy due to the fact that we ditched the rest at Jalan Song. Sorry. Anyway, we went in, sat down, was presented menus by a waiter who promptly apprised us that the shop was closing in 10 minutes. =.='


The design of the place is pretty unique. As you can see the walls are lined with mirrors. Just sitting at one spot , you can practically have a full view of the whole cafe. Well, that's good if you're paranoid and thus will be able to keep an eye on the person preparing your drink, to ensure that you don't receive some weird concoction.

Ah, this is Sweet, Sour and Salty. Salty is named Triple Sour actually. Dunno why it turned out salty.

Ooookayyy.... Finally completed the arduous task of blogging about Flo's birthday party. Arduous due to the fact that I stubbornly wanted to defy the lousy internet connection and upload photos taken by a 10 mega pixel camera. Simply refused to take photos using the 2 mega pixel camera phone.

Mwah, I'm so proud of myself. This post has been on my computer since yesterday afternoon.

P/s Thanks to all that have help make this party a success. Couldn't possibly have done it without you guys!

P/p/s I'm currently having post-party planning syndrome. Keep thinking that I've somehow managed to offend every single person that came that night. Visions of me mates with inimical stares permanently imprinted on their faces are currently haunting my thoughts.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Tagged By Jacquelyn

Oh my choc,
What the choc,
got BC words in my blog.

游戲規則:被點到名字的要在自己的博客裏寫下自己的答案,然後去掉 一個你最不喜歡的問題再补上一個你的問題,仍然組成20個問題,傳給其他10個人,列出其 他10個需要回答問題的人的名字,還要到這10個人的博客裏留言通知對方----你被點名了,被點名者不得拒絕回答問題,完成遊戲的人將會永遠得到大家的 祝 福。這10個人要在自己的博客裏註明是從哪裏接到的,並且再傳給其他10個人,讓遊戲繼續下去,不得囘傳。被點到名字的人將會得到大家的祝福,並且所有美 好的 願望都會在不久的將來實現。

Oi..I know certain ( almost) bananas like me will have hard time reading the above *winks at Amy* , so here's a brief translation...

Rules of the game(??!!) : Those that are tagged will have to answer the following questions and delete the question that you loathe the most. Replace the said question with another question of your own so that there will still be a total of 20 questions. After that, tag another 10 persons, leave a message in the person's I-Dunno-What to inform them that they've been tagged. Those that are tagged cannot refuse to answer the questions. Bla..bla..bla...those that have completed the questions will be blessed by everyone. Hahaha...

Okay, so free blessing, must as well have some fun right?? =D

1. 如果你有特异功能, 你会干什么?
答: Sneak into chocolate factories all over the world and devour all the glorious chocolates. Hallelujah, I'm in heaven.

2. 最满意你身体的哪一部分?
答: My mouth. After 17+ years on this place called earth I'm still amazed by the amount of crap that is able to pour outta that small 'lil opening.

3. 认为自己哪一个优点最讨人欢喜?
答: The fact that I crap a lot? I'm pretty cute when I crap....SERIOUSLY LAH!!! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING??@*&^%$@!!!!

4. 希望有个怎样的恋爱?
答: A sweet kinda love. The kind of love where there's never ending stuff to share with each other, fun places to go together and...oh well.....my Love Life sucks.... * dreamy eyes*

5. 你最想去哪个地方?
答: Home is the only place I want to be. Where everything feels familiar, where I am surrounded by all that are dear to me. Yup, there's no where else I wanna go cause I'm content with where I'm now.

6. 最受不了自己哪个缺点?
答: Er, can I mention the crap part again? Sometimes I tend to overdo the talking thingy and end up looking like a hyped Energizer bunny blithering uncontrollably. And yea, the part that I keep getting distracted easily. Bless me.

7. 如果有不开心的事情,你会怎么办?
答: Jam my earphones into my ears, turn the volume up and shut myself in my room for choc-knows-how-long it takes for my mood to make a turn for the better. Oh, not forgetting the box of chocolates in the fridge too.

8. 最害怕失去的东西?
答: Everything that's dear to me.

9. 现在最想做的事?
答: Have Amy answer this meme. HAHAhaha.. evilness prevails. On second thought, my mind now keeps fleeting to the P.S. I Love You movie my bro just downloaded...its just a mouse-click away....*restrains fingers*

10. 若遇見喜歡的人,你會怎樣做?
答: "Erm. Hi,nice to meet you." Lame, I know.

11. 说出点你名的人的3个优点。
答: Jacquelyn : Responsible. capable, brilliant. =D

12. 你最希望你的另一半对你做的一件事?
答: Be honest; not only be my other half but also my best friend.

13. 爱在心里口难开时, 你会怎么办?
答: Dang...you ask me, I ask you. =P

14. 你最讨厌怎样的人?
答: Those that get on my nerves too often. Hate is a strong word, I'll rather use dislike.

15. 你最难过的事情。
答: I dunno =S I'm pretty sanguine, so those stuff usually conveniently slip from my mind after it has passed.

16. 你觉得最美的事物是什么?
答: Love. Gosh, I sound like some lovesick character out of a late-night romantic movie.

17. 你认为遇到什么样的事情才会令你觉得人性很黑暗?
答: Gosh, life is dark ( direct translation) ???!! No way, I'm optimistic, nothing is gonna get in my way of being happy. =P

18. 如果能让你实现一个愿望,会是什么?
答: *ponders*......Am still thinking, give me another few more hours to think 'bout it....and Oh, there goes my wish.

19. 至今,你最遗憾的是什么?
答: I dunno, I live life without regrets.

20. 觉得人生最重要的事情是什么?
答: Living life the way you wanna live it.

Broke the rule, was lazy to think of another question. Bless me not. =D

I tag :
1) Amy
2) Nana
3) David
4) Leon
5) My cuzzie, cloudet
6) Deidre
7) - Fill in thy name-
8) -Fill in thy name- Please...
9) -Fill in thy %##$$ name-
10) - Fill in thy name- bless you.

Funny Quotes

Caught Amy's Quote Fever. =D

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
( Pretty weird way to describe friendship. =p)

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
- Robert Bloch
( Totally agree! )


It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
( True...)

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
( Love it! That's why we should enjoy life. =D)

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.


There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
( HAHAHAhahaha....)

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
( *evil grin* )

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
( I agree! )


You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson


The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
( Personal favourite =D)


Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.


Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
( Hell yea, especially profanities. )

He who laughs last didn't get it.
( Makes me think of Tina)

When there's a will, I want to be in it.
( what happened to the good 'ol " when there's a will, there's a way???!!!")

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
( Real handy tip eh? )

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
( HAHAHAahahahaa....that's why I don't fish)

The road to success is always under construction.

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.


If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true.
Katherine Hepburn

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Happy Birthday Sis!


For the sister I've known all my life.
Thanks for everything.
Words can barely describe how privileged I am to have you as my sister.
Happy 24th Birthday! =)

A quote for you :
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Most Wanted Guy

This guy is SOOOOO dead. =P

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Guess Who's Back?


JOANNA is back from Perth. =) Nice right? And she bought chocolates!! Haha, I know, totally irrelevant fact. Joanna, even though those insensitive guys didn't miss you, I MISSED YOU tons ya know???!! =P Ah, and again, I miss everyone.

Anyway, since I'm already yakking bout chocolates, this is an iced chocolate drink with whipped cream from Secret Recipe. Huge till want die. =S Good thing got Siew share it with me. =) But still....ah, never mind.

Oh ya, Big Apple Donuts has opened at The Spring.
Finally. Got. Nice. Donut. Stall. In. Kuching. =)
Bought a 12- Donuts-Pack together with Siew. 6 for me, 6 for her. Easy Maths right? But I only ate one. The other 5 miraculously vanished into thin air.
Ask the guys why. =p
And why why why why didn't I take a single photo of a single donut??!!! * bangs head on wall*
And again, lets ask the guys. Joking!!!

Now I feed you blur pictures that will make your eyes go cuckoo.
Photos taken by a 2 mega pixel camera phone under super bad lighting.
Yay.



I give you the super cute Cheng ( a.k.a hau peng you), pretty Lesley and stunning Joanna.
Okaayy... sounds a 'lil weird with the description in front of their names. Sorry guys, I'm bad at writing stuff.


And then there's Aaron the Boss who has decision-making skills so good I end up making all the decisions. I salute you. =p


And Dexter (oh yes! your laboratory!) =P....
And Noah ( sorry ah, driver again, eh I meant chauffeur, eh wrong, I meant... haha)
Thankyiew and Sorry again. =D



See the guy at the far far end? That's Lik aka my sorta bro. Used to sit behind me in class. Sigh, my holidays have been so much quieter minus him and Sarah. Miss all the familiar chatter. Somehow, he manages to make every single thing sound X-rated. For example, Cheng and Noah wanted the kind of donuts which didn't have a hole in the middle, then he keeps repeating " No hole, no hole". Let your imagination run wild. Then slap him. =P Haha, Joking. Cannot simply slap, that's his gf's job. =)

That's Lik, his gf and I-Dunno-What-He's-Doing-Punya-Aaron. Sweet, they managed to turn an ordinary Nokia 6280 into an iphone. Amazzhiiinng. Must be because of some clandestine ability they posses.................*ponders*

Signing of now to investigate. =D
I also wanna turn my phone into an iphone.

P/s And must stop my going-out-till-midnight habit. grr.. Must.Not. stop. =P
Form6 starting in -yells string of profanities- weeks. St Thomas, here I come. not.