National Service

I'm super delighted. Got this in the mail today.


Nice and thick some more. Exciting.... So I tore it open.....

Yep, I've got selected for National Service. *congrats myself (sarcasm intended)* By the way, I knew this a while back, so i wrote this letter :

Dear Sir,

Application For Exemption from National Service

In reference to the topic above, I the Infamous, One and Only Chocoholic intend to request for your kind consideration to be exempted from the National Service.

2. The first reason is that I, the chocoholic cannot and would not live without exquisite handmade dark chocolates that are flown in fresh from Belgium or Switzerland everyday. Please note that the dark chocolates must contain at least 85% cocoa and none the less and be made from the finest ingredients by the best chocolate maker available. Depriving me of fine dark chocolates is like depriving a person of oxygen (I’m serious).I would not survive a nanosecond without a dark chocolate in sight. Please refer to the pictures below in order to have an idea of the chocolates I normally eat.

3. Secondly, due to the fact that I am a chocoholic, my usual routine consists of eating dark chocolate and sleeping. Regarding the daily exercise routines required to be carried out by all National Service trainees, I hereby declare that I am unfit to do so. Here’s a quote to clarify my situation “Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I have to wash my mouth out with chocolate”. Get my point? Chocoholics do NOT and cannot stand exercise. I probably die trying.

4. Thus, I strongly feel that I should be exempted as I do not want to be a burden to you all. Exempting me can be considered as a win-win situation as you, sir will be able to save on the finances required to keep me alive for other more important stuff and I too will be able to stick to my normal life as a chocoholic ( If that’s considered normal.)

In conclusion, I hope that you will take my request into serious consideration. Thank you very much.

Yours Sincerely,

Keren Wee

And i received this...


Yup, i got exempted. Believe it.