Friday, February 29, 2008
The Spring....again.
What the choc, we've been to the spring so many times we are practically haunting it.
We are the spirits that haunt The Spring every week..Muahaha...
Anyway, I ordered this waffle from Magic bites. And I was wearing pink when i ordered it. AND, the paper bag containing the waffle ended up with this scribbled on it...
Wei, ask me for my name can or not? i DO NOT like to be referred to as THE PINK GIRL. Okay????!!!! Makes me sound like some stereotype,brainless,dumb you-know-what.
On the way to The Spring, we noticed this traffic situation. =)
What a strategic place for your car to break down eh??? =P can annoy the hell out of a WHOLE lot of people...nice....
National Service
Nice and thick some more. Exciting.... So I tore it open.....
Yep, I've got selected for National Service. *congrats myself (sarcasm intended)* By the way, I knew this a while back, so i wrote this letter :
Dear Sir,
Application For Exemption from National Service
In reference to the topic above, I the Infamous, One and Only Chocoholic intend to request for your kind consideration to be exempted from the National Service.
2. The first reason is that I, the chocoholic cannot and would not live without exquisite handmade dark chocolates that are flown in fresh from
3. Secondly, due to the fact that I am a chocoholic, my usual routine consists of eating dark chocolate and sleeping. Regarding the daily exercise routines required to be carried out by all National Service trainees, I hereby declare that I am unfit to do so. Here’s a quote to clarify my situation “Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I have to wash my mouth out with chocolate”. Get my point? Chocoholics do NOT and cannot stand exercise. I probably die trying.
4. Thus, I strongly feel that I should be exempted as I do not want to be a burden to you all. Exempting me can be considered as a win-win situation as you, sir will be able to save on the finances required to keep me alive for other more important stuff and I too will be able to stick to my normal life as a chocoholic ( If that’s considered normal.)
In conclusion, I hope that you will take my request into serious consideration. Thank you very much.
Keren Wee
And i received this...
Yup, i got exempted. Believe it.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Amy is Pissed
Quote Amy : grr..pins...a strand of hair...grrrrr...
Why you may ask? Why is SWEEEEETTTT Amy doing this???? She's pissed. Bloody mad because someone ruined her Sunday plan. Which is, unfortunately, involving me also. So, that someone also indirectly ruined my plans. Grrr.....
And this someone is..
Haha..joking. Its actually, (Quote Amy) her blardy driving instructor. I'll let her do the explaining bout why he caused her so much mental distress. She'll give you a waaayyyyy better explanation. Guaranteed.
p/s Explanation available at AskAmy.com.my
So,anyway,I'll try to illustrate how her Blardy Instructor looks like according to her description.
Quote Amy: Stupid Instructor.Frigging pig head,big,fat,ugly,lousy.blardy -word blocked- that useless -word blocked-
Following the above description, I did my VERY best to illustrate him.
p/s Sorry I'm a very lousy artist.
By the way, she intends to sue him for causing emotional trauma.
Monday, February 25, 2008
Just to keep a Randomholic alive.
Note: Thanks to Amy for the questions.
1. Moral lecture
Shut up and Drive- Rihanna
( Yea, moral lecturer..just shut up and drive out of the room)
2. Funeral Procession
How I Feel-Kelly Clarkson
( Er.... )
3. Birthday
All Good Things (Come To An End) - Nelly Furtado
( Why,why,why do they =( )
4.Shopping
Shy Boy-Jordin Sparks
( o.0 guys + shopping =D )
5. Watching Heroes
There's Nothing - Sean Kingston ft Paula Deanda
( Yep, there's (almost) nothing in this world that can be better than watching Heroes esp with friends +++ choc! )
6. Dinner with BF
Year 3000 - Jonas Brothers
( Yea, dinner in the year 3000 - underwater!! =P)
7. Eating Chocolates
Only Hope- Mandy Moore
( Yesh....its my only hopeeeeeeeee)
8.Riding Bike
March On- Good Charlotte
( I thought I was supposed to be riding my bike??? )
9.Our long,long walk
First Time-Lifehouse
( Haha,don't think it is the first time I had a loooong walk =D)
10.Skydiving
You and Your hand - Pink
11.End of our long,long walk
Someday we'll know-Mandy Moore
( Someday we'll know why why why we ever did this )
~ Amy I LOVE this i want more!!!!!!!~
Just for a Randomholic
Gosh, didn't know my blog was that important. Seriously, didn't know it'll be classified as a Life or Death matter. =)
Anyways, we wouldn't want her to die, right?
So, in order to make sure my dear Amy a.k.a The Randomholic will still be alive and kicking tomorrow, I'm here blogging aimlessly, answering her questions to keep my blog updated.
Here goes....
1. Quote Amy (really have to quote her she's just so random and adorable!):
Keren* clears throat* what's your deepest darkest secret? *devilish laughter with lightning at the back*
I have a very very secret love affair with dark chocolates that contain no less than 85% cocoa.
2. Quote Amy (again) : Tell me are you really in love with the forbidden * thunder in background* DARK CHOCOLATES?
Yes i am. Plain and clear as stated above. =)
3. Quote Amy (again x2) : How do you manage to look so pretty after our long,long walk?
Do I ?? If so, must be the after effects of the walk..making you hallucinate. =) Or maybe its just the chocolates,yes, its all about the chocolates. =D
4. Quote Amy (again x3) (doing this just to annoy the crap outta my readers =P) : Where do you get your amazing stamina?
Er...* Amy jumps in* Quote Amy : Wait, don't answer that. I know! The almighty Chocolates!
Me: NO. Its the fact that I have a good good randomholic friend that randomly
5. Quote Amy (again x4) :How come you're so good in Add Maths?
I Live, Breathe And Eat Add Maths. I have a not-so-secret crush on Add Maths. Satisfied? And yes, its the dark chocolates again.
6. Quote Amy (again x5) : What is your secret behind your success in forcing the blur ( and Hehe, lazy) Tina to exercise?
There's no secret. It was just a plain choice whether to walk with us or be left rotting in school alone. Let me put it this way: Jump or die. Haha. I've inherited Amy's evilness.
7. Quote Amy (again x6): I'm Hungry.. Lol can you cook? If not, can you scorch?
I scorch. Real bad. I turn edible stuff poisonous. Throw me in Hell's Kitchen? Wont survive a nanosecond. I can feed you chocolates instead.
8. Quote Amy (again x7) : These days Keren mode=shopaholic mode right?
Kinda. I act,sound and think like a Dumb Blond. But, i don't shop. I eat chocolate.
9. Quote Amy (again x8) ( annoyed yet?) : Is it true that you plan to " mysteriously vanish" when the (SPM) results come out?
Yes. Vanishing straight off the face of the earth. Amy, WHYYYY did you ever mention
10. Quote Amy (again x9): Are you gonna marry the love of your life (chocolates) anytime?
Yesh, in my imagination. Actually, we are already engaged.
11. Quote Amy (again x10): Am i invited to the wedding?
Of course you are. Received your invitation yet? It kinda looks blurry and dreamy-like.
12. Quote Amy (again x11): I'm Hungry. Are you?
When am i ever not hungry?
13. Quote Amy (again x12): Are you seriously gonna blog this? It's so...random!
Definitely, i HAVE to keep you alive, right? And it ain't wrong being random once in a while =)
14. Quote Amy ( again x13) : What happened to the studying-addicted Keren?
Nothing. I was and will never be addicted to studying.
15. Quote Amy ( again x14) : Are you seeing anyone else?
Er.....
16. Quote Amy ( again x15): Will you marry me?
Arh...I'm
17. Quote Amy ( again x16): Do you know that your chocs are having an affair? With me..oOps
WTChoc??!!!!
Saturday, February 23, 2008
What REALLY REALLY bored mindless girls do
We did IT again. We three, mindless, super bored and super curious girls did IT again. We walked. From SMK Kuching High to Parkson to The Spring to My House.Yes we're
Anyways, I found something super satisfying at Times@ Parkson.
OH MY CHOC! There's even a book fit for a chocoholic! * drools*
Suddenly *alarm goes off*, eyes focuses on the bottom shelf....
OH MY CHOC x2! Times has the whole set of Sophie Kinsella's book. Jeez, if I only had the cash. =S * Eyes books greedily* Oh yea by the way, if you really wanna buy books, MPH@ The Spring is a cheaper place to buy them.(compared to Times@ Parkson)
Ok, so the weather on
Okay, goal of the day was to reach The Spring in record time, that is less than 45 minutes.
So, we set of determinedly....
Stopping once in a while to gulp down liters of water...
Equation to reach The Spring in record time:
Good weather ( not raining and not too sunny) - lousy footwear(Nana) + Good Belt (Na) - Amy's greediness to stuff everything in her bag - Dropped umbrella - My lousy choice in routes - our lame jokes - Kittens which distracted Amy - drag due to opened umbrella - Stopping to laugh uncontrollably - backpacks ( esp incredibly heavy Harry Potter book in Na's bag) - My shoes decision to auto-untie itself ( I knew there was a hidden explanation for why my shoes are called Nike Frees-they keep trying to free themselves from my feet =p) - RED lights ( or GREEN lights in some situations ) - photo taking = Reaching The Spring In Less Than 47 min 41 sec
Now, we know. So, IF we do ever attempt to do this walking thingy again, we'll follow this equation. =)
While waiting for Na who just HAD to wash her muddy feet, Amy and I did this...
....again. Note: Notice that the elevators are completely empty this time. Reason? People at both ends of the elevator were confused.
Stranger 1: Hmm, this elevator looks like its headed downwards, but ah, how come this two girls are using it to walk up?
Stranger 2: This elevator go up or down ah?
After The Spring, we three trudged on to my house using the super LOOOONG route. =)
(thanks to me). And after approximately 55 minutes, we arrived at our destination.
I won't go into detail about how excruciating our walk was, but I guess you'll know how tiring it was when :
1. Na starts thinking that she has reached the peak of Mount-Name-It-Yourself when she reaches me house and attempts to poke me to death with her umbrella,ella,ella eh. =)
~ HELP!!!!~
3. I call my own dad "uncle" when i reach the front door of my house.
Quotes regarding this journey.........
Quote Amy : I'm never gonna do this again..ever
Quote Na : Couldn't sleep well on Friday night, leg so sore. This will be my LAST training before NS.
Quote Me : Zzzzzzzz
Note: By the way,we did this to train Na for National Service. =P
Caution: Do not try this under any circumstances unless you are well prepared for sore legs, blisters, turning shades darker, turning into a aquaholic, hallucinations and friend's attempts to butcher you alive =)
P/s View Amy's Blog for her version of this journey. Laughed myself silly =)
Firday
Not bad eh..a sign showing what time the back gate will be open on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,Thursday and
Okay, so all the 17+ years of my life I've learned that there is a Monday,Tuesday, Wednesday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday and Sunday. But a Firday?Hmm.. that's new. So, i decided to search Wikipedia for its meaning. Results? There is no page containing the word "Firday". Google-d it. A Did You Mean:Friday came out. Gosh, this IS killing me. What the choc.
Anyways,decided to use the back gate..and well..
It was lock. Full stop. Checked my watch? 11.50a.m. Wait.... on Firday,it's open from 11.35-11.50 pm...yup.its open at night. For choc-knows-who to come in.
And, alright. Fine. I ain't a KHS student (anymore). But I have to say I REALLY love this sign.
P/s View Amy's blog for her version of this.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Brigid's Ten Good Reasons on why i should pierce my ears =)
go pierce liao!!
Chocoholic says:
hahaha
Chocoholic says:
yyy shud i ??
Chocoholic says:
give me ten good reasons
-GID- says:
1. u can tell the world "I HAVE PIERCED ME EARS!!!!! YEEEEPEEEEEE!!!"
-GID- says:
2. and post a blog entry about how painful or un-painful it is
-GID- says:
3. u can wear earrings, duh!!!
Chocoholic says:
wow...go on...
Chocoholic says:
i'm so gona post this on my blog.can or not?
-GID- says:
4. u can force ur frens to buy earrings for u!!!
-GID- says:
yes u can post it on ur blog
-GID- says:
haha
Chocoholic says:
ok.go on. still got 6 more.
-GID- says:
5. and take advantage of tat. for eg. "gimme earrings for new year 2008, cny 2008, valentine's day 2008, and my birthday 2008, and xmas 2008, and deepavali 08, hari rayassssssss08....................... my parents' wedding anniversary (jk)"
-GID- says:
so u'll end up having.... at least 5 pairs of earrings from everyone.. and if u have 100 friends, u'll have FIVE HUNDRED PAIRS OF EARRINGS EVERY YEAR!!! lovely!!!
-GID- says:
6. u can force ur bf to buy u a DIAMOND pair of earrings simply bcuz he's ur bf and he can't give u normal earrings cuz ur frens are giving u earrings too!!
-GID- says:
7. u can demand for DIAMONDx100 earrings from ur in-laws when u're marrying ur husband
-GID- says:
8. and u force ur in-laws to buy u a pair of diamond and wadever-precious-stone-u-wish earrings for EVERY SINGLE set of clothes u're gonna wear the day of ur wedding
-GID- says:
9. u can give the excess earrings to ur frens and family and even the beggar on the street to make the world a better place for everyone to live in
-GID- says:
10. and if u're tired of all the earrings u have, sell them off, esp the diamond ones!!! then go shopping for more new earringsss
-GID- says:
and pierce more holes so u'll get more and more and more earrings
-GID- says:
ok. 10 reasons
-GID- says:
like it?
-GID- says:
haha
-GID- says:
wanna pierce ur ears now?
Hmm, so in conclusion, i pierce my ears so i can burden everyone i know to buy me earrings?? =) will I be a earringaholic then? =) O0o, i so love Brigid. Mwahx~ I pierce ears = i can annoy the crap out of my friends by pestering them to buy me earrings..oh yea~
What Irresistible Guys and Chocolate have in common
This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! he turned into a box of chocolates.
Confessions of a Chocoholic
I'm Obsessed.
1.I'm Obsessed with super dark bitter chocolates.
* burps*
Randomholic's point of view 'bout getting obsessed with blogging:
I'm too lazy to get obsessed with something so troublesome
Chocoholic's point of view:
I'm too bored to not get obsessed with something so troublesome.
3. I'm Obsessed with Faber Drive's Tongue Tied
The chorus keeps playing itself over and over in my head. Shaddup. I do not get tongue tied. Well,until I listened to this song. Nah, go listen to it yourself. I want feedback. :)
I need a lil' more help than a lil' bit to get this song outta my head =) Try this one by Faber Drive too. =) Feedback needed!!!!
ok,maybe i'm obsessed with Faber Drive =)
4. I'm Obsessed with Sophie Kinsella's Shopaholic series
When the going gets tough-the tough goes ShoppingHa-di-ha
Basically, it's bout Becky Bloomwood who is a financial journalist that well, spends her free time shopping. And so well, the book mostly revolves around her and her addiction to shopping. Trust me, you wouldn't want to be in her position. Haha, her bills are well...I'll let you describe that after you've read the book. I'm bad at describing stuff. So yea, I better not say anymore. I guess the word chic lit kinda explains this series.
This is the latest book of the series that i could get my chocolatey hands on. Duh, after all this shopaholic stuff i feel like a
5. I'm Obsessed with cancellations.
Randomholic says:
how do you do the 91th (dash in between) thing??
Chocoholic says:
d cancellation thingy?
Chocoholic says:
use Microsoft word
Chocoholic says:
i love that thingy
ohh
Randomholic says:
it's adorable
Randomholic says:
mwah
Randomholic says:
thankies
Chocoholic says:
i'm obsessed with thattttttt
Randomholic says:
lol
Maybe its just because I love the fact that I can make mistakes on purpose. Haha.
6. I'm Obsessed with the fact that i can be random.
you're even more random than me leh
Randomholic says:
lol
Chocoholic says:
yy?/
Chocoholic says:
wad did i do?
Randomholic says:
the completely random post at the bottom
Randomholic says:
lol
Chocoholic says:
lol i love tat too
Randomholic says:
tell me that was instinctive
Chocoholic says:
hehehe
Chocoholic says:
erm tat was instinctive?
Randomholic says:
without really passing through your brain de
Randomholic says:
h a
Chocoholic says:
without really passing through my brain
Randomholic says:
adorableeeeee!!!!!
Randomholic says:
lol
Randomholic says:
i'm nuts
well. talking bout nuts, here's a quote i found bout choc n nuts.
Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.
Okay,was just being random =)
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Happy Birthday Dooda (you-know-who-you-are)
Yup. Happy 91st 19th birthday to you =)
Congrats on the increase of WHITE hair resulting in….
Just Kidding… =P
Anyways, here’s your birthday cake.
Just lean real close to your computer screen…
And lick it.. yup lick it.. Yummy??
And no matter how much weight you lost last year…
Sorry you still can’t fly. * bursts bubble*
Just kidding. no hard feelings eh?
Happy Birthday!
Monday, February 18, 2008
I'm a Wanted Criminal.
I’m a Wanted Criminal French Kisser.
What's Your Blog Wanted For?
Yeah,i French kiss real good. So damn good till I'm wanted for it. Wanna enroll for French-kissing lessons? Follow your chocoholic senses to the chocoholic turned French-kiss instructor.
Sunday, February 17, 2008
What Bored Girls Do
10 more minutes..............
15...........
20.......... she better have a good explanation for this...if not *strangling action*
25....*Pulls hair frantically*
Idea of the day : Walk to The Spring from St Thomas
Time Taken to reach The Spring? 45 minutes =) now you know.
Is it the smell? *puzzled*
Next Stop : Earrings @ Cindy (some are overpriced if you ask me. That's IF you ever ask me)
Next Stop : Makeup.....For darling Nana
Lastly (almost) : Food * burps...oops!*
Lastly ( really) ..pointless,meaningless photos.